Where Would Santa Spa? A Christmas Poem – Santa’s Spa Sanctuary

24 Dec
Santa's Spa Vacation

Santa's Spa Vacation

The big guy in the red suit is on his global ride.  You may think a fella like Mr. Claus isn’t a spa guy.  I beg to differ.  Yeah, Santa definitely deserves some pampering after his deliveries – flying around the world can be exhausting and don’t you know men are the fastest growing segment of spagoers?  

Santa’s Spa Sanctuary

In the spirit of our Celebrity Spa tradition,

I accept this noble mission, 

Let’s see how Santa really gets his jollies, 

After decking the halls with boughs of holly, 

On Dasher, Dancer, Prancer & Vixen

Comet, Cupid, Donner & Blitzen (& Rudolph’s folly)

On to the Spa, massages for all!

Here’s where we will spa by golly:

The Santa Spa in Pembroke, Florida will be our first stop

Here I’ll get the Brazilian Keratin Hair Treatment for my wind blown mop

(and The bright sunshine will defrost the reindeer’s paws)

Waves Spa in Chicago is next, where a peppermint polish,

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Aromatherapy massage and pedicure will this soreness abolish.

Is that Disney I hear calling?  We must stop at the Candy Cane Inn

Where we can relax in red and white delight & finish our sleigh pain.

One more stop before we go home, 

The Pampered & Polished Spa in North Pole, 

Alaska, for a beard trim and a comb 

Our spa journey comes to an end, Rudolph, don’t tell Mrs. Claus! 

Copyright 2008 Candace Silvasy

Don’t forget to join us beginning Christmas Day we’ve still got the Twelve Days of Christmas to celebrate Spa Style. 

Wishing you bunches of holiday hugs & wishes and I’ll see you at the spa, Candy

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